Clive Staples Lewis, Pastoral Care Kitty and Director of Disruptions

Clive Staples Lewis joined our church staff in December of 2024 and quickly assumed a wide-ranging portfolio. His areas of expertise include supervising the Mother Rector and other staff members, inspecting bags for contraband snacks, greeting guests, testing the durability of various articles of furniture, and punctuating conversations with impeccably-timed leaps.

Though mischief can get him in trouble with the priest, he is deeply committed to pastoral care. His presence brings laughter, joy, warmth, and enough chaos to keep everyone alert and smiling.